WHEN WILL I LEARN???

Well today I have a day off and I am gonna get my hair done! yay.

It certainly needs doing, my roots are seriously showing thru, and my fringe is seriously wonky where I have been hacking lumps off so I can see where I am going!

When will I learn???

I have made a bit of an arse of myself, just for a change, I kinda like this guy, Mr Big, and last night he text me and I completely showed myself up by getting moody and jealous, him indoors had pissed me off (again) and I was feeling so low, miserable and lonely, then I gets this text from Mr Big telling me he is out getting pissed with my friends and expects me to be thrilled for him!

Twat.

Why oh why do I always go for Twats!

When will I learn???

Well I have text him early this morning to apologise for my behaviour, and I know its early, about 8am, and I did text him at 7am, but I have had no reply!

Now this could be for several reasons,

1, He pulled last night and is probably still going hard at it!

2, His phone is on silent!

3, He is still asleep!

4, The dog ate his phone!

5, He left his phone in the cab!

6, His phone is broken!

7, He just plain fucking hates me!

Him indoors is still snoring away upstairs with the dog! He said he was in pain last night and wouldn't be able to sleep so I gave him 2 temazepam tablets and completely knocked the fucker off!

Well at least he's quiet!

I have sold 2 of my 8 puppies, and still have 3 boys and 3 girls left. Well I actually have all 8 left cos they are too young at 3 weeks to leave mum, but you get my meaning.

I have advertised them on http://www.itsmymarket.com/ as I did the last litter I had, as I got rid of the lot last time on there and it never cost me a penny. Love it!

I have just been well and truly shafted, I ordered these pink patches, free trial online a couple of weeks ago, and they are crap, they seriously irritated my skin and I swear they increased my hunger instead of curbing it! Now this morning I have been greeted with an email to tell me that my months supply has just been dispatched at a total cost of £40.90 which includes P&P. What a terrific bargain! WTF!!!

I just hope they will allow me to return them for a refund!

When will I learn???