Housework sucks!!

Where on earth does all the dirt come from?

I mean I am a clean person, I bath twice a day, I dont allow shoes on in the house, I vaccum regularly, but it seems everyday the house is in need of attention!

Now, him indoors is always moaning that I only work 20 hours a week, does he not understand that I may clock into my day job for 20 hours a week, but what about the 600 hours a week I spend washing, ironing, vacuuming, changing bed linen, cooking, making packed lunches, cleaning the bathroom, washing the floors, feeding the dogs, doing the food shop, blar, blar, blar.

Would it be terribly wrong to employ a cleaner, I wonder?

Well I am a celebrity!!