The puppies are all sold yippee!
Well I was begining to worry as I had 2 little boy puppies left and no-one had rang for several days. Then as if a fairy waved her magic wand 2 fella's from London pitched up to view the babies.
The first one was a drop dead gorgeous George Michael look a like, the other a very much shorter version of the late Freddie Mercury.
They proceeded to coo over the little boys (Digger & Scooter) and then explained they had several other specimens to view including a sausage dog (????), I told them they were welcome to come back for another look, and over-heard one of them saying about having both puppies!
Come on you beauties!!
I mentioned that if they were interested in the pair I would happily knock £100 off as I would be over-joyed that they would be staying together.
They thanked me, and went off saying they would be in touch soon.
5 minutes later Freddie minced back up my garden path and asked could he take some pics as that would help them with their decision.
No problem love, you can have a picture of my puppies but I am not sure it will get you too far!
Then approximately 8 minutes later George sashayed up to the door clutching £100 saying they would be delighted to have both puppies and would be back monday morning to collect them.
What a result!
So me and him indoors that must be obeyed went to bingo with the deposit money and won £470.
What a gay day!!
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Everyone was a winner then!
yes, and it makes a nice change to come out on top! Now gonna have a bet on the derby lol
Hot on the heels of your son's alleged racist comment, here you are bandying homosexual cliches around with - ahem - gay abandon....
Maybe you're passing on inappropriate messages to your sons without realising it?
I doubt it, I love gay people, they make the bestest friends and I should know as I have several of them as friends, male and female!
It was just meant to be light hearted banter!
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