It's over!!!!

Well that wasn't as bad as I was expecting!

I finished work about 2.30 christmas eve afternoon. I went home in good spirits and all was calm.
Then as if by magic him indoors turned into a snapping, snarling twat and I found myself sleeping alone and waking up on christmas morning with just my little dog for company!

Determined that I wouldn't let him ruin the big day, I went downstairs and wished him a merry christmas!

I cracked on with the veg and was offered no help, then it was time to open the pressies, the boys were thrilled with their stuff but it almost pained him indoors to open the mountain of gifts that I and the boys had carefully selected.

I opened my presents and was pleased with what I had got, although he certainly hadn't pushed the boat out this year, I didn't complain.

He seemed to mellow a bit as the morning wore on, and he was a good boy when Grandad and Mad Aunt arrived for dinner.

Dinner turned out really well and no-one offered to help clear up.

We spent a quiet evening by the telly and we went to bed on full stomachs.

So all in all not too bad eh?

Now I have my big fortieth birthday to look forward to! 23rd of January incase you wanted to send a card lol!

Come on then, how was your Christmas?

Scrooge on the rampage!

Hey it's nearly christmas!
The presents are under the tree, the crackers are in the cupboard, the tinsel is up, the tree looks splendid, and my overdraft knows no bounds!

All for one day! What on earth are we all doing? It isn't even about the birth of Jesus anymore. (who?).
I am still paying for last christmas, and that aint no lie!

God, I feel like I should be going about saying Bah Humbug, but I am sure I am not the only one!

Why do we do it to ourselves?? Any ideas?

ps

does anyone know a cheap hitman!!!!

Happy Days

Well what do ya know? It's Saturday night and the tosser indoors is playing up (AGAIN)!
I got home from a gruelleing 8 hour shift in Casualty, and he was like a little lamb, then all of a sudden as if by magic, he turned into a gruesome nasty bastard!

He started to complain about my youngest son, and his attitude, I said I would have a word with him, and expected that to be the end of it, but unfortunately strongbow had got the better of him!

I ordered chinese for tea and he wouldn't eat it, just to be a twat, so the dogs got a good nosh up.
Currently he is in the lounge yelling obscenities and I am hiding so I don't twat him one and get locked up (AGAIN)!

Just another day in paradise x

Plink Plink Fizzzzzz

I do not believe what I have done!

Of all the dumb-ass things!

No, really, it is probably the most dappiest thing ever!

I dropped my new mobile phone down the toilet!

Bollocks!

I had a wee and as I stood up to pull my drawers up, I heard this loud Plink.

I was confused for a second, then it dawned on me, my new bloody phone!

I daren't flush the toilet first in case I lost it all together, so I delved into the pan and retieved my soggy phone. Totally gutted I tried to switch it on and yep, it still worked......for about 5 seconds then fizzled and went blank!

So I have spent the last few days drying it out and this morning I tried it and guess what?

It doesnt work!

Bollocks!

If this happens to you, DO NOT try and switch it on, take out battery immediately, dry out as best you can with kitchen roll then put somewhere warm to dry out for a couple of days. it isnt actually the water that does the damage it is the power being put on that short circuits the insides.

Now you tell me!